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Portland: Stop Leaving Bagged Dog Poop on the Sidewalk

May 15, 2025May 15, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

A call to action for Portland dog owners: if you bag the poop, throw it away. Don’t make it someone else’s problem.

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Politics

Expand the Nanny State Now!

May 9, 2025May 9, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

America doesn’t have a birthrate problem — it has a support problem. If we want families to thrive, it’s time to stop fearing the nanny state and start expanding it.

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Sports

Luka Dončić: Somebody That I Used to Know

April 8, 2025April 23, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

A lifelong Mavericks fan reflects on the heartbreak and fallout of the Luka Dončić trade—what it means for the franchise, for the fanbase, and for his own identity as an MFFL.

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Politics

Reminder: Billionaires Will Never Be Cool

March 4, 2025April 8, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Billionaires like Elon Musk may hold power, but their days are numbered. This piece explores how their grip on politics is setting the GOP up for inevitable failure.

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Movies & TV

Oscars 2025: Final Predictions for an Unpredictable Year

February 26, 2025February 28, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Get ready for an unpredictable and fun Oscars night! My final predictions break down the chaos and excitement of the 2025 race.

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Politics

Democrats Need to Find Their Own Meme

February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Democrats need to find their own meme—and it needs to not suck.

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Movies & TV

2025 Oscar Predictions: A First Look at the Vibes and Possible Winners

January 31, 2025January 31, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Oscar nominations are here! With that, we can officially start debating, predicting winners, and scouting potential spoilers for the big night.

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Politics

$770 and the Art of Misinformation

January 20, 2025January 22, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Don’t let your friends fall for obvious fake news—and when they do, correct it each time.

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Politics

Everyone Has Lost Their Damn Minds

January 12, 2025January 22, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

If you expected some kind of spectacle at Jimmy Carter’s funeral, you probably need to rethink your profession. It’s a funeral.

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Movies & TV

The Pitt Review: Familiar Yet Fresh

January 10, 2025January 22, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Noah Wyle is back and better than ever in the newest medical drama.

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