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“Your Mom” Is Exactly What the Press Deserves

December 4, 2025December 4, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

When Trump’s minions respond with “your mom,” the press proves it’s more punchline than watchdog.

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How To Mourn Your Dictator

October 13, 2025October 13, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Charlie Kirk’s death offers a preview of the playbook Trump’s followers will use to silence dissent and rewrite history when he dies.

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Still Golden: How the Media Shrugs Off Trump’s Decline

August 4, 2025October 13, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

The media still won’t say what’s obvious: Trump is old and checked out.

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Portland: Stop Leaving Bagged Dog Poop on the Sidewalk

May 15, 2025October 13, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

A call to action for Portland dog owners: if you bag the poop, throw it away. Don’t make it someone else’s problem.

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Expand the Nanny State Now!

May 9, 2025October 13, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

America doesn’t have a birthrate problem — it has a support problem. If we want families to thrive, it’s time to stop fearing the nanny state and start expanding it.

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Luka Dončić: Somebody That I Used to Know

April 8, 2025October 13, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

A lifelong Mavericks fan reflects on the heartbreak and fallout of the Luka Dončić trade—what it means for the franchise, for the fanbase, and for his own identity as an MFFL.

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Reminder: Billionaires Will Never Be Cool

March 4, 2025April 8, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Billionaires like Elon Musk may hold power, but their days are numbered. This piece explores how their grip on politics is setting the GOP up for inevitable failure.

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Oscars 2025: Final Predictions for an Unpredictable Year

February 26, 2025October 13, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Get ready for an unpredictable and fun Oscars night! My final predictions break down the chaos and excitement of the 2025 race.

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Democrats Need to Find Their Own Meme

February 21, 2025October 13, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Democrats need to find their own meme—and it needs to not suck.

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2025 Oscar Predictions: A First Look at the Vibes and Possible Winners

January 31, 2025October 13, 2025 Cosmo Chavez

Oscar nominations are here! With that, we can officially start debating, predicting winners, and scouting potential spoilers for the big night.

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